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this country is so fucked up

 

 

‘Trump Was Merely Sharing The Gospel With That Porn Star,’ Explains Jim Bakker

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BLUE EYE, MO—Squashing accusations that President Trump had a sexual encounter with porn star “Stormy Daniels” while he was married to Melania, televangelist Jim Bakker explained to his audience Friday that he had confirmed that Trump was merely scheduling private time with the woman in a hotel suite in order to share with her the good news of Jesus Christ, as he had become acquainted with her and was very concerned that she was not a Christian.

 

“It is preposterous to assert that a virtuous believer like Mr. Trump would cheat on his beautiful wife so callously, and while their child was only months old,” a solemn Bakker said into the camera as colorful balloons provided a backdrop for some reason. “He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

“Our president even arranged through his attorney to give this woman $130,000 in an attempt to help rescue her from the destructive adult film industry and get her life back on track. What a man of God!”

The televangelist ended his broadcast by wagering that there were probably “many, many more” sex-industry workers like Daniels who could tell a similarly inspiring story about President Trump.

 

http://babylonbee.com/news/trump-merely-sharing-gospel-porn-star-explains-jim-bakker/ 

 

ніякої різниці між ним і попом кирилом і святим хуйлом

 

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Trump Ordered Mueller Fired, but Backed Off When White House Counsel Threatened to Quit

 

WASHINGTON — President Trump ordered the firing last June of Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel overseeing the Russia investigation, according to four people told of the matter, but ultimately backed down after the White House counsel threatened to resign rather than carry out the directive.

The West Wing confrontation marks the first time Mr. Trump is known to have tried to fire the special counsel. Mr. Mueller learned about the episode in recent months as his investigators interviewed current and former senior White House officials in his inquiry into whether the president obstructed justice.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/25/us/politics/trump-mueller-special-counsel-russia.html

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Mr. McGahn was also concerned that firing the special counsel would incite more questions about whether the White House was trying to obstruct the Russia investigation.

 

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Donald F. McGahn II, the White House counsel, believed that firing Mr. Mueller would have a catastrophic impact on the presidency and would raise more questions about whether the White House was trying to obstruct the Russia investigation.

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You Can Now Add Wife Beaters To List of People Trump Is Willing To Support

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Rob Porter, Colbie Holderness and Donald Trump

The news that White House staff secretary Rob Porter resigned today amid allegations that he physically abused two ex-wives is hardly surprising given the type of characters Donald Trump likes to keep around him. 

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/07/us/politics/rob-porter-resigns-abuse-white-house-staff-secretary.html

Abuse Case Exposes Fissures in a White House in Turmoil

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Kellyanne Conway, left, the White House counselor, and Hope Hicks, the White House communications director, in the Oval Office on Friday. “I have no reason not to believe the women,” Ms. Conway said on CNN’s “State of the Union

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Вони знайшли собі нового міньйона. Головним науковцем Агенції захисту довкілля назначили Michael Honeycutt, який пару років тому всерйоз доводив що боротьба з забрудненням повітря убиває людей

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Mueller’s team moved to drop 22 charges of tax and bank fraud against former Trump campaign aide Rick Gates as part of his plea agreement. Rachel Weiner reports: “The day before he [pleaded guilty to conspiracy and lying to the FBI] in D.C. federal court, Gates was indicted in the Eastern District of Virginia along with [Paul Manafort]. As part of the plea, Gates agreed to cooperate with [Mueller’s] probe regarding ‘any and all matters’ deemed relevant to his investigation. ‘Under the terms of the plea agreement, the government agreed that it would ‘move promptly to dismiss without prejudice the charges brought against [Gates] in the Eastern District of Virginia …’ attorneys for the special counsel wrote in a court filing Tuesday.” 

-- Manafort will appear in court for the first time today since Gates pleaded guilty.

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- Joseph Mifsud, the Maltese professor who offered former Trump adviser George Papadopoulos “dirt” on Hillary Clinton’s stolen emails, has disappeared without a trace. BuzzFeed News’s Alberto Nardelli reports: “His biography disappeared from one university where he taught … His email and cell phones went dead. And politicians, colleagues and journalists can't find him. Neither can Anna, his 31-year-old Ukrainian fiancee, who says he is the father of her newborn child. And her story … offers a glimpse at the human collateral damage of an intelligence operation in which the mysterious Mifsud was allegedly a central figure. [buzzFeed] first contacted Anna in October … She refused to talk then … Now, however, feeling deceived, she’s changed her mind.”

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"Теперь он пожизненный председатель. [речь о Си Цзиньпине] Пожизненный председатель. Нет, он великолепен. И смотрите, он смог это сделать. Я думаю, это замечательно. Может быть, нам когда-то тоже придется попытаться сделать это". :consul:

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fucking crazy :weep:  :lol2:

 

FOX fucking news is propaganda machine aka Russia Television RT 

 

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Ralph Peters, a retired lieutenant colonel, quit Fox News. “In my view, Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much-needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration,” he wrote.

 

 

Fox News Analyst Quits, Calling Network a ‘Propaganda Machine’

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/20/business/media/fox-news-analyst-ralph-peters.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

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